volphil (volphil) wrote,
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volphil

Известная классификация религий по ключевому параметру Shit,

к которой я добавил последние три строчки

RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD.

Dao: SHIT is Dao also.
Hinduism: This SHIT HAPPENED before.
Buddhism: When SHIT HAPPENS, is it really SHIT?
Confucianism: Confucious says: "SHIT HAPPENS".
Zen: What is the sound of SHIT HAPPENING?
Judaism: Why does this SHIT HAPPEN to us?
Islam: If SHIT HAPPENS, take a hostage.
Catholicism: If SHIT HAPPENS, I deserve it.
Protestantism: SHIT won't HAPPEN, if I work harder.
Mormon: SHIT HAPPENS again & again & again.
Unitarian: What is this SHIT?
Hare Krishna: SHIT HAPPENS, Rama Rama, ding ding.
7th Day Adventists: SHIT HAPPENS on Saturdays.
Jehovas's Witnesses: Knock, knock, SHIT HAPPENS!
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this SHIT!

Russian Orthodoxia:  SHIT comes from the West!
Agnosticism: SHIT is just an Idea.
Atheism:   SHIT is a wrong Idea!

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Tags: религия, юмор
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